The pepsoid is a joke creature introduced in Dragon #282 (Apr 2001).
Description[]
The pepsoid is a brown ooze.[1]
It is exhuberantly capitalist in alignment.[1]
Abilities and traits[]
It attacks with slam attacks, which afflicts acid damage to any creature with a stomach. When beginning combat, it has a 75% chance to make a sugar rush attack, imposing a headache followed by a haste effect. They also have the supernatural ability to acquire endorsements.[1]
It has a 1% cumulative chance per round to go "flat", taking no actions and losing its ability to fizz.[1]
Ecology[]
Life cycle[]
When attacked with a non-magical weapon, the pepsoid devoids into two such creatures. This process is known as "pepsi generation".[1]
Society and culture[]
Organization[]
Pepsoids are found either as solitary creatures, or in packs or cases of up to 24.[1]
Publication history[]
D&D 3rd edition[]
This creature was a joke monster introduced in Snack Monsters: When Munchies Munch Back, Dragon #282 (Apr 2001), p.56-59, by Mike Mayer.